City rats are disgusting and disease ridden, but suburban rodents are sweet, considerate, and athletic.
Even friendly!
Why, just today,
Kind Voles Ran Near Stream.
They waved at me, smiled in unison and said, "Happy Anagram Day!", Karen Randi Levson Amster!"
"Is that a thing? Anna Graham Day, I asked?"
"Not officially," they said, but let's petition to make today, May Ninth, National Anagram Day!"
MANY THIN creatures agree with these voles: Let's make MAY NINTH National Anagram Day!
(And no, I didn't need an app to create my personal anagram. I solve "Wheel of Fortune" bonus puzzles nightly and play Scrabble. Dyslexia is a gift)
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