Today's POST is brought to you by K-BLOGS of Battle Creek.
See what I did there?
It's actually brought to you by the letter "U", as in the two "U" movies we saw last night.
"Unfrosted" is Uninspired, Unfunny, and Unclever.
It makes Seinfeld's "Bee Movie" (aka "B" movie) look as Oscar-worthy as "The Godfather" or..um..."Unforgiven???"
Yep, it's that UNforgiveable.
It isn't dumb/silly, it's dumb DUMB..dumb, dee dumb dumb dumb!
Despite all the cameos, this" gem" is a fake, and a waste of your time.
Go put on your puffy shirt, grab some Junior Mints, try to get some soup if you're not refused, and yada yada yada..watch reruns of "Seinfeld" instead.
Master your domain.
Before we tuned into this milk dud on Netflix, we went to the theater, waited in the popcorn line for a half hour, and shockingly didn't miss a moment of the weepy sleeper, "Unsung Hero."
I'm as much into Christian Rock as I am into Chris Rock, (dumb attempt to be funny..I should be hired as a writer for the sequel to "Unfrosted" or I should be slapped across the face, because I AM into the humor of Chris Rock!)) but it's true, this schmaltzy, predictable, silly movie, "Unsung Hero", was satisfying and entertaining.
Two movies in a row where eating cereal was a thing.
Meanwhile..Happy Cinco de Mayo!
And in exactly six months, we're all gonna be possibly sinking and kissing democracy goodbye-O, unless we wake up and follow the news while we're breakfasting on a trendy cereal.
The polls are way too close for comfort.
Jim and I will be celebrating our thirty fifth wedding anniversary that day so give us an early acknowledgement by saying you'll take those blinders off if they're still on, or at least, promise us that you'll help us pack if we have to relocate to Canada...which isn't too far from Battle Creek, is it?
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