Welcome Back Kimmel

 Welcome back Kimmel!

Welcome back!

Your joke caused your exit out

Welcome back!

SAD!!  That freedom of speech

Was tossed out

Disney’s profits would fall since you left the air

Even Cruz and Rand Paul shouted out:

“It’s no fair!!”

Who’d have thought they’d screw ya?

MAGA, what’s it to ya?

Where’s your sense of humor?

Asks THIS baby boomer?

‘Cause he teased you a lot??

Why’d you snowflakes get so hot?

But he’s back!!

You can’t censor a wit.. welcome back

Just ‘cause you’re fulla sh-t

Welcome back!!

Welcome back!!

Guillermo, we missed your laugh!

Welcome back!

First Amendment’s still here 

Guess they HEARD your staff!!

Oh they didn’t buy that hate

Spewed by Brendan Carr

Now we’re staying up late

To see WHO you are!!

Folks were dropping HULU 

Folks were shouting “screw you!”

Revenue was tanking

Now they should be thanking

Those who reasoned a lot

‘Cause you’re back in your time slot!

Welcome back!