Crowds

Broadway Break #12

(Tune to "Kids!" from "Bye Bye Birdie")

Crowds!

How I miss dispersing at baseball games!

Crowds!

How I miss fans cursing and  yelling  names!

Crowds!

How I miss them gathering

at

the Jersey shore

lathering

and slathering

their sun screen

I really miss the fun scene!

Crowds!

How I long to see what a rally yields

Crowds!

I miss Oscar fans... mobbin' Sally Field!

(doo doo de doo!)

I miss the days of people..

And I can't pinpoint why..

life's confined as an M.R.I!

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Crowds! 

How I miss the noise that pollutes the air!

Crowds!

How I miss the boys tooting in Times Square..

Crowds!

How I miss their roar and I..even miss..their smell.

Movies! Clubs! That bring in zhlubs!

I'm hating..all this isolating!

Crowds!

How I long to distance on my OWN terms!

Crowds!

Is there no resistance to all their germs?

(doo doo de doo)

I even miss the smokers..

(that's just a joke..I DON"T!)

I..should just.. give up.(.but..I..won't!!)

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Crowds!!

Who remembers those??

Are they coming back???

Crowds!

Shopping in November..the Friday's "Black"

Crowds!

Is it true each sneeze from them

brings on this disease?

I miss throngs!

I miss those songs!!

Those pages..on the Broadway stages!

Crowds!

Bet they're even missed by the introverts!

Crowds!

how I miss the pool boys not wearing shirts!

(doo doo de doo!)

I can't believe I'm missin'

Something that I despise..

There..I said it out loud..

I am missing each crowd..

reminiscin' 'bout..every..size!