A bored Karen is an inspired Karen, so here goes, with my sincere apologies to fans of "The Brady Bunch"
Here's the story...of a statesman, Cory,
Who is taking sweeping actions on The Floor
He's been speaking several hours..he's my hero..
(And who we voted for)
It's been non-stop..almost eighteen hours!
Skipping showers and the need to use the john(???!!!)
He will not give up his mission..you just watch him..
complete this marathon!
Until THIS day..no one seemed to get a move on..
we just took the crap dished out by Trump and Musk..
But today..this guy has got his groove on..
he'll speak from dawn to dusk!
Yeah, Cory B!
He speaks to me!
Let's pray that in.. four years..he's our V.P.!
Verse Two:
Got charisma!
And he's got muster!
It's a filibuster..
and it's streaming live!
He's remarkable! His stamina's uncanny..
the man is fifty-five!
He ain't flopping..
and there's no stopping!
I'm so proud to live in Cory's Garden State
He's contesting the agenda..let's all listen..
Oh, I can hardly wait..!
Because one day..he will touch our WHOLE great nation..
with his brilliance..this historical grand speech!
And convince the skeptics and the die-hard Magas..
It's time..we MUST impeach!
No Greenland buy!
(He'll tell you why!)
And no Canada for purchase..he's our guy!!
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