Make April1 Great Again

I’ve been doing some serious thinking. Just hear me out for a second. As a liberal, feminist democrat, I’ve been doing some  in depth soul searching, and I’ve been really listening to all those valid points made by bright, well informed people who just maybe think differently from me. Look, Trump is our leader, and deserves our patience and respect. The poor guy survived not one but two.. two assassination attempts!! Could Y0U lead this wonderful country of ours after something like that? He may not come across as a loving husband and family man at first, but look how talented his granddaughter is on the golf course! You know how proud she is, inheriting his athletic gift. And our beautiful First Lady is so classy!! Her taste is so exquisite if you just open your blind eyes. Our President put a lot of thought into choosing the wisest and most qualified cabinet members.. just give them the chance to do their jobs! It’s been just over two months, so I suggest you skeptics look deep inside yourselves as I have. I know.. it’s hard, but when you think about all he’s done for Israel, not to mention our economy! When you make your omelette  this morning, think about this born leader,  and how he made your breakfast affordable. If you just have a little faith in him, I promise.. he will not let you down. Your children will stay the gender they were assigned at birth. Your pets will be safe from the voracious appetites of unwanted immigrants who are stealing your jobs!  Hey.. he may be flawed but he is certainly better than the alternative . If someone like me could come around, so can you! All we are saying.. is give Trump a chance!