Let’s prevent theft in America

As a lover of all photos and videos of friends' vacations in Puerto Rico, and a lover of "West Side Story", I felt compelled to write a parody of Sunday's disaster at MSG

Sung to the tune of:  "America" from "West Side Story"

INTRO:

Tony Hinchcliffe!

You ugly racist..

your sense of "humor's" the basest..

you, with your ego thats bloating!

THAT is the "garbage" that is.. floating!

and we won't be voting..

for your friend, The Cheeto..

Brother of "Benito"..??

you stoked the flames in Manhattan..

Smoke on your pipe and put THAT in!!

CHORUS:  

Ugh!! "Shame on you!" screams America..

"Gotta vote BLUE!" screams America!

"Hinchcliffe:  Screw you!" screams America..

"Trump and Vance too!" screams America!!

VERSE:

Your humor's just like the Felon's..

Really?? You "carve watermelons"??!!

We get that dig..you're pathetic!

Sexist and anti-semitic!

CHORUS:

Bullshit like this!! Who can tolerate?

Can't convince me you're not fueled.. by hate..

Don't tell the world that it's "just routine"

We in the world know just what you mean..

VERSE:

"You are a DICK!" says the migrants!

Twisted and sick!..(Who LOVES tyrants??!!)

Who wants to instigate violence??

Who wants all newspapers silenced??

CHORUS:

Stereotypes hurt America

You're an asswipe in America!

Take all your swipes at America..

They know your type in America!

VERSE:

Trump envies studs.. ARNOLD PALMER????

Trump probably loved Jeffey Dahmer!

Or maybe that Unibomber??

(Let's all be smart..let's vote "Kam-a-ler!")

FINAL CHORUS:

Don't be bereft in America!

Let's prevent theft of America!

Just one week left in America!

Or we are effed in America!!