Saving Private Beach Chairs..

Jim just reserved beach chairs with stuff nobody will steal.  (And no, Luke is with the house sitter)He's bringing his Smart Phone today.  This should be fun if he checks his Newsfeed and we get to play "Celebrity Death Alert!"  I'm predicting Artie Lange, Paul Anka, or Heather Locklear because I really really loved that limo driver and his stories. I don't want them to die violently..Maybe have them succumb instantly after crashing into an airport limo. Or in Heather's case, from a bad batch of Evian