**Why did the chicken cross the distinctly marked property line?
a) It smoked a little pot beforehand and got totally... fried??
b) It was all cooped up.. and longed for a dip in our pool?
c) It escaped undetected from a certain death via its homophobic bosses at Chic-fil-A?
d) It was on a suicide mission, but Luke was sleeping and missed the whole clucking thing anyway?
e) It thought the sky was falling and then realized it lives in New Jersey.. and not the Gulf Coast of Florida?
f) All of the above?
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