Who is Harvey Weinstein?

Bitchy, obnoxious Karen got plenty of sleep and had plenty of weird dreams in her  very high bed, so today she's going to be as sweet as key lime pie  from now on.

Wanna bet??

The schedule looks interesting.  There's a "Name that Slogan" game but I ignore most commercials.

There's a "Flip Your Cup" game scheduled for the pool. 

 Does that mean all the size 34-B's from last night's Newlywed /LoversGame want to try on my suit? 

 Because you know I'd absolutely let them do it.

There's also "Pool Jeopardy" scheduled early, after the aqua-gym.

If the questions/answers are anything like last night's from the Newlywed /LoversGame, they'd go something like this:

"Pick a category."

"Numbers??"

The answer is:  "Zero"

"What is."the dress size of all the contestants on this panel?"

"Sorry..that's incorrect."

"What is..Karen's tolerance level for games that ask things like, "if you could make any part of your husband's body bigger, what  part would it be?"

"That is correct..chose another category"

"I'll take "WTF?" for $100.00, please..

The answer is: "The panelist last night demonstrated  violently aggressive thrusting motions to his wife calling it "making sweet love"  in honor of what nationally known celeb?"

"Who is Harvey Weinstein?"

"Correct..and if you're a regular reader of Karen Amster's blog, we would have accepted "Luke with a pile of twisted bed sheets."

I'll take "Desperate" for $300.00, please?

"The answer is.."these three are no longer considered humorous in a civilized world?"

"What are..Tulsi's  refusal to quit the presidential race, communicable diseases, and Karen's blog?"

"That is correct."

Time to close up shop and begin a day of cheating at water aerobics and other challenging  pool games.  

More beach,  more bitching, more book, more basking in the sun.