Yay me!!
I remembered how to drive!
(If "driving" is what you call that thing I do with a steering wheel)
I remembered where the brakes were after ten months!
I remembered where my house is!
I remembered where I get my pedicures!
My nails are neat, trimmed, and polished, and now that they're no longer lethal weapons, anyone can be comfortable sharing a bed with me.
My eyebrows will no longer have me mistaken for Eugene Levy in public, so yeah..come share my bed.
We'll watch "Schitt$ Creek"
Next stop: Converting my hair from something you scour pans with to..hair.
It's beginning to smell a lot like normal/everywhere you go!/folks are doing their chores and tasks/donning their fitted masks/as life returns to life that we all know...
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