"I am 60 going on.." - 1/26/2016

Why good morning, Sixty!  Good girl!!  Stay..stay..sit..there you go. Just as I thought..your bark is way worse than your bite. I don't know why I was so afraid of you. I woke up to wonderful greetings(thank you all in advance) and thought about all the poems and parodies and singing telegrams I've penned over many decades that could fill the Library of Congress. And then I thought that it would be fun to be the recipient.  So c'mon, just drop a line..just five syllables if you are as inspired as I am.  Let your creative juices flow and your inner Leisel's go and join me with this: "I Am Sixty..!/(How'd THAT happen??) /So glad..I'm Im-ma-ture../Life is quite nice/I'm in Paradise/But..___ ___ ___ ___ ____ ____!! So go for it.  I can take it.  But just a head's up, despite some obvious similarities with hair, bangs, and gun control stance, anyone who fills in those blanks with "I look like Michael Moore!" will experience some "Bye Felicia!" Google that if you're unfamiliar..and google Michael Moore as well.  This day is already fun!