The sword in the box

Uncovered today in the Amsters' non-stop Purge of the  Containers:

(Part III)

Jim's college textbooks from 1977, an Afro wig of unknown origin,  a samurai sword, a shoe box containing nothing but dozens and dozens and dozens of... googly eyes???

And, I'll try to do my best imitation of Faye Dunaway here, a cardboard box filled with nothing but :  "WIRE HANGERS??!!!"

Again: 

We are NOT hoarders.

We are NOT "real" hoarders.

We're not as bad as other hoarders, right??

(I'll ask myself that question, and answer it honestly,  after we clear a container filled with dead remote controls)

Still looking for Jimmy Hoffa...