Thursday, April 2, 2020

Climb every mountain (quarantine edition)

Broadway Break #7

Tune to: "Climb Ev'ry Mountain"

Turn ev'ry mole hill..in..to..a..moun-tain
Squabblin' with your spouse as..they screw up ..again...

He..makes such a mess!!  
Can't..he..wash..that plate?
Put your mail away now..!!
Oh man, I..can't wait...

to weather this storm
and have order restored..
Every day there's a spat..
'cause we're so effin' bored!!

Why..can't he store socks?
In..his sock/jock drawer?
Why are they all scattered...
on..my..kit-chen..floor???

*****

This..desperate house-wife
tries..hard..to for-give..
toilet lids flipped open!
is no way..to live!

Why doesn't he throw..
out..all  that old sh*t?
Clutter makes me nuts, sir..!
Let me throw..this.. fit..

It's not a surprise
That's I'm this... O.C.D
Wanna stay organized..
But life's getting to me!!

Climb e'vry mountain!
Learn..how..to cope..
Even when I'm nearing...
the..end..of..my..rope!

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