The lonely Amster

Broadway Break #8

Sung to the tune of "The Lonely Goatherd"

Trapped in her house is a lonely Amster  ..

feelin' that thing.. between grief.. and rage

she..might as well..be some bra-less  hamster

trapped in the messiest cage..

She tried to scrub both the tub and shower

this lazy zhlub doesn't clean too well:(

she's getting cra-zi-er..by the hour

quarantined in her hell!

Oh..oh..lady on the brink, oh

oh..oh..lady's gotta cope..

oh..oh..lady needs a drink.

or eighty two new bars of soap!

When will this end?

Floors are getting gritty..

needs to return to her old routine..

'though she must dust..it's a bust..what pity!

(someone else gets paid to clean!)

Oh..how she wishes.. to ditch.. detention..

she still insists she did noth-ing wrong..

writing these songs has relieved some tension..

even when they're way too long...

Oh..oh..lady will recover

oh..oh..lady will be fine..

oh..oh..lady has discovered..

she's no Oscar Ham-mer-stein

writing these spoofs won't make her successful

not going viral(..she's not THAT good...)

still, as she's stuck in her downward spiral..

she did everything that she could..

Oh lady..oh lady..oh lay-a-dee..oh oo!

Oh lady..oh lady..oh lay-a-dee..oh oo!